yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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