I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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