I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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