You just made me feel so damn special
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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