Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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