It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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