You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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