One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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