I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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