it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She's the barista slut.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize