We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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