Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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