i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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