Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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