meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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