he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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