I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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