are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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