Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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