she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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