it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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