i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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