New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Still dying that you shit outside
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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