she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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