Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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