But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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