I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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