we're blogging at a bar
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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