I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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