i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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