I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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