so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
