All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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