Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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