Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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