morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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