I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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