dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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