I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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