Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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