We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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