The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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