Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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