How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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