Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
