question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
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