The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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