Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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