sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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