So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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