and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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