So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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