you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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