oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
