so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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