so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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