i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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