Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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