Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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