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Tell him ill love him long time

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I'll assure him of it

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(703): View more from Virginia

His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?

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(312): View more from Illinois

if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself

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(916): View more from California

i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS

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(703): View more from Virginia

We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure

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(309): View more from Illinois

My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?

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(845): View more from New York

Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??

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